from Artificial Embellishments, Thomas Jeamson, 1665
To make the body or any part thereof plump and fat, that was
before too lean
In a contrary extreme to corpulency are those breathing skeletons that carry Lent in their face as a Christmas feast, and look so meagerly that their confessors, since they have nothing left but skin and bones, dare not for fear of a solecism enjoin them penance to mortify the flesh. No part about them thrives so well as their bones, and these look as elastic as if they had eaten up the flesh and were ready to leap off the skin to fall upon others. Truly, Ladies, such leanness is a ravenous guest, and will keep you bare to maintain him; if you have a mind to be rid of his company, observe these prescriptions following, and I dare engage he shall not long disturb you.
Let your chamber in the summer time be kept something cool and moist with violets, lilies, or the like fresh flowers; before you eat, chafe the body till it look red, then walk and stir about some housewife’s employment. When you eat take nothing that is salt or sharp, bitter or too hot, but let your meats be sweet and of good nourishment, such as fresh eggs, mutton, veal, capon, and for three hours after meat take your recreation in dancing, singing, discoursing, etc. use some baths twice a month, and in the mornings this electuary:
Sweet almonds, pistachio nuts, white poppyseed, butter and sugar; beat these up into the form of an electuary [medicinal paste]; take thereof morning and evening the quantity of a walnut; it quickly fattens and gives a good complexion.
The idea of ‘elasticity’ was of something that would
spontaneously expand, so the image is of the bones expanding from eating the
flesh, and then leaping off to consume flesh elsewhere; bizarre, and quite
disturbing, as is the next offered recipe for putting on flesh:
Take twelve or thirteen lizards
or newts, cut off their heads and tails, boil them and let the water stand to
cool; take off the grease, mix it with wheat flour, feed a hen therewith till
she be fat, then kill her and eat her; this often used will make you exceeding
fat. Keep it for a rare and true secret.
